Posts archive for: July, 2007
  • Politically correct nursery rhymes

    Sometimes Boredom does stuff to you...
    Like makes you write inane stuff. On one such occasion i like what i wrote though... A few altered nursery rhymes... I must be crazy to slaughter these innocent little things but i loved it.

    Humpty Dumpty
    Sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty
    Had a great fall;
    All the lawyers
    And all the cloaked men,
    Sued the damned
    Builders again

    There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
    She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
    The news channels and sponsors soon heard the rumour
    Now it must be an Adidas, Reebok or a Puma.

    Three blind mice, three blind mice,
    See all their fun, See all their fun
    The world is worried about their strife,
    The UN put sanctions on the farmers wife;
    They’re classified ‘endangered’ and now have a life,
    Those three blind mice.

    Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
    How l wonder what you are!
    Up above the world so high,
    Like a diamond in the sky;
    But Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
    Supernova’s hitting all and you’re not far.

    Piggy on the railway, picking up stones
    Along came an engine and broke piggy's bones.
    "Hey," said the driver, "WTF is wrong with you, dude?"
    "Tough luck," said the piggy, "You’re getting sued"

  • Isandra

    Isandra, Isandra,
    Why did you lie?
    I'd like my pound of flesh.
    But I can't ask,
    i'm not the cur,
    that wants my revenge fresh.

    Isandra, Isandra,
    I'd like it slow,
    marinate the meat to the bone.
    Words are like magic,
    though they take time,
    Inevitability can surely be shown.

    Oh Isandra, Isandra,
    the story has come,
    to an end so nice.
    Isandra, Isandra,
    forgiven... go home.

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