Sometimes Boredom does stuff to you...
Like makes you write inane stuff. On one such occasion i like what i wrote though... A few altered nursery rhymes... I must be crazy to slaughter these innocent little things but i loved it.
Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall;
All the lawyers
And all the cloaked men,
Sued the damned
Builders again
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
The news channels and sponsors soon heard the rumour
Now it must be an Adidas, Reebok or a Puma.
Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See all their fun, See all their fun
The world is worried about their strife,
The UN put sanctions on the farmers wife;
They’re classified ‘endangered’ and now have a life,
Those three blind mice.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How l wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky;
But Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Supernova’s hitting all and you’re not far.
Piggy on the railway, picking up stones
Along came an engine and broke piggy's bones.
"Hey," said the driver, "WTF is wrong with you, dude?"
"Tough luck," said the piggy, "You’re getting sued"
18/07/07 @ 01:48